The Colossal Guide to Wythe Avenue

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Colossal has been in Williamsburg for over a decade. The team has lived here even longer. We’ve watched the neighborhood transform from coke bars to condos.

We could get nostalgic, but you know what, we like change. We have to — we paint over our best work every week.

The New Williamsburg brings together the shopping of SoHo, the nightlife of the Meatpacking District, the dining scene of the East Village, and a budding hotel industry with more density than you’ll find in Midtown Manhattan. It’s got all the luxury you’ll find on the other side of the East River, recast on a human scale.

We’re not saying it’s small — Yelp lists 506 restaurants in one square mile. Turning left on Wythe at midnight is like trying to get into the Holland Tunnel at rush hour. And we saw our Geopath impressions go through the roof between 2015 and 2016.

All that action can be tough to navigate. Lucky for you, we’ve seen it all and we’ve got tips. Read ‘em and reap.

Best of Nightlife

Vice Principles

Booming bass, cigarette smoke, and European accents fill this gleaming nightlife mecca. And while you might spot a few kids rocking man buns, you’re way more likely to end up talking to off-duty adtech sales people and groups traveling from exotic locations like Murray Hill and Jersey City.

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Brooklyn Bowl

Guns N’ Roses, The Roots, and pretty much every jam band ever has hit this stage, but the Blue Ribbon Fried Chicken is the real star.

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Rough Trade

Giant record store with a venue run by Bowery Presents. Your new favorite band will play here before they upgrade to Brooklyn Steel or T5.

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The Lot Radio

Mismatched chairs, a fire pit, and wine served in paper cups at this live-streaming radio station and coffee shop make it feel like your own backyard.

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Music Hall of Williamsburg

This long-time fave is basically a clone of Bowery Ballroom. Head to the raised platforms on either side of the stage to get the best view.

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Schimanski

Former Pacha owner Eddie Dean gave Verboten a fresh start with new speaker stacks, bottle service, and brunch.

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Kinfolk

Two words: Sade night. If you want more than two words, check out this New York Times article: Kinfolk has Become a Williamsburg Cultural Hub.

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Westlight

Brooklyn’s best view of the Manhattan skyline. Enjoy a Viking Shandy, made with aquavit, gin, saison beer, strega, lemon, grapefruit, dill, and coriander, then find the best light for your Instagram.

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George and Jack’s

Solid dive from the owners of another long-time neighborhood favorite, Lucky Dog. They’ve got pinball and a lineup of beers that’s always good and never snobby.

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Donna

Our order: marinated shrimp tacos and the River Styx — a boozy blend of habañero tequila, aquavit, rum, pale cream sherry, passionfruit, cinnamon and pink peppercorn.

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“The area is actually redefining the dreaded term “bridge and tunnel.” Instead of wannabes driving or taking mass transit into Manhattan, now the Lower East Side and Meatpacking crowd is coming to the Wythe Corridor.”– NY Daily News

If you’re curious about the scene but you can’t make it out here, or if you think staying up til 4 AM sounds like torture, don’t worry — we brought Williamsburg’s nightlife to you.

“I was psyched when Rough Trade moved in. The venue is great — they’ve got the best sound around — and the record store has a strong selection of new vinyl across all genres. I go there at lunch a lot.”

– Jon, Real Estate and Development

“George and Jack’s is the barriest bar that ever barred — a real neighborhood staple. And National Sawdust is great, too. Coatney took me to a jazz show there for my birthday.”

– Steve, Painter

Best of Food

Three Square

Williamsburg’s world-class restaurant scene is one part East Village Michelin stars, two parts creativity, served in a softly-lit wood and brass interior. Long-term residents will share our love for the $4 falafels at Oasis, but more often than not, the crowds pouring out of the Bedford stop are beelining towards farm-to-table feasts, ready to drop serious cash.

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Sunday in Brooklyn

A low-waste, white-walled space with a brunch so good, the New Yorker calls it hedonistic.

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Leuca

Big-in-Manhattan Andrew Carmellini’s first outpost in Brooklyn has a wood-paneled dining room and a massive wood-burning oven.

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Marlow and Sons

Williamsburg is overflowing with consciously-sourced food in casually fancy digs, but this was one of the first and is still one of the best. Aziz Ansari is a regular, and he even put it in his show.

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Diner

A 20-year-old restaurant in an old dining car. Be prepared for your server to plop down next to you and help you choose what app to get with your grass-fed beef burger.

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Blue Bottle Coffee

A damn fine cup of coffee — you just have to wait ten minutes for your pour over to pour over.

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Smorgasburg

Gaze at the Manhattan skyline while your ramen burgers, raindrop cakes, and lobster rolls send you blissfully off into a food coma.

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Brooklyn Brewery

People start lining up hours before the brewery opens each night. Thousands enjoy the tasting room and a few lucky souls get a free tour.

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Aska

There are only ten restaurants in all five boroughs of New York City that can boast a two-star Michelin rating. This is one. Open a new tab and make a reservation right now.

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“Eating in Williamsburg has never been better than it is now. Geographic proximity to Manhattan paired with residual affordability and reputation as the epicenter for Brooklyn the Brand means these small kitchens are where chefs go to be free.”– GrubStreet

“It’s not everywhere that you can order just the hummus for lunch but at Cafe Mogador, it’s really that good.”

– Nicholas, Location Manager

“People will tell you that Teddy’s has a great burger but their breakfast burrito is better.”

– Steve, Painter

Best of Shopping

Money Moves

Williamsburg has played host to the best under-the-radar vintage shops and local boutiques for well over a decade. But the early teens saw an influx of corporate giants (hello, Apple store!) as the neighborhood gained traction as a global shopping destination. Today, Wythe Avenue is a magnet for both iconic global brands and offbeat indie designers.

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Muji

Clocking in at 7,300 SF, the sprawling Brooklyn outpost of this Japanese favorite has all the minimally-designed essential oil diffusers and utilitarian-chic jackets your Kondo-ed heart desires.

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Supreme

Cop a branded bucket hat to go with your Gucci tracksuit then drop into this store’s raised wooden skate bowl. You’ve just earned 20 hypebeast points, redeemable for a Budweiser at the register.

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J.Crew

No, Williamsburg’s not just for inked-up, unemployed artists anymore. It’s also for inked-up artists who landed jobs at creative agencies in Manhattan and need to invest in power shirting.

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Levi’s

Ask the in-house tailor to embroider #alwayshandpaint onto your new Authentic™ Vintage® jacket. Now it really stands out from the rest of your selvedge denim collection!

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Artists & Fleas

This weekly flea market is the best spot for lovingly handmade necklaces and colorful vintage clothing. Keep an eye out for the fashion students from FIT peddling their one-of-a-kind creations.

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Space Ninety 8

This five-story Urban Outfitters features the usual offerings alongside rotating pop-ups and events. Check the calendar for your next chance to meet Lil Yachty or eat BBQ with Action Bronson.

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The General by Vans

Vans’ new space is so fresh it hasn’t even hit Google Maps yet. Past the iconic shoe collection and skate gear, hypebeasts will find the Custom Design Studio, where they can create their own kicks.

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North 11th Shoe Repair

The cobblers at this long-standing favorite (actually on N. 10th) will resole your shoes in the summer and help dig your car out of a snow bank in the winter.

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Indian Larry Motorcycles

Motorcycle shop that builds a small number of custom bikes each year to carry on Indian Larry’s legacy.

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Main Drag Music

Main Drag is THE place to take your guitars and vintage synthesizers for repairs. They’ve also got a solid selection of secondhand gear.

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Halcyon

“The Beating Heart of NYC’s Underground” has found a new, fitting home, curating and slinging records underneath Output.

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Pimp Shit

Michelin starred dining, hand-mixed perfume, swanky waterfront condos... Williamsburg is known for the finer things in life. But its mashup of craft and luxury has also given staple items a high-end makeover. Here are six of those fancy basics you never knew you needed.

1. 108 Atelier

You’ve heard of celebrity plastic surgeons, but have you heard of celebrity piercers? 108 Atelier owner J. Colby Smith has put holes in the likes of Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone and Zoe Kravitz. Schedule a private, one-on-one appointment for the perfect tiny nose ring.

Piercings $40, Jewelry from $60-400

2. Aesop

Aesop products are to bathrooms what Louis Vuitton bags are to women’s handbags — a status symbol that lets your house guests know that you’re okay with spending $50 on soap. But did you know they make a dog shampoo that smells just as rich?

Aesop Animal Cleanser, $39

3. Van Leeuwen

The small-batch ice cream shop is best known for their Honeycomb flavor, but take it from us — you want the ink-colored Black Sesame Ash Cake. Not to be wasted on fussy toddlers with undeveloped palettes.

Pints, $11; Cones, $5.50-$9.50

4. Heatonist

Mild or masochistic? Whatever your tastes, these purveyors of fine hot sauces offer guided tastings and are happy to recommend the perfect food pairing for your sauce of choice.

Humble House Sauces, $12

5. Mociun

Hand-thrown ceramics have been having a moment ever since young chefs started outfitting their critically-acclaimed outposts with earthenware. Make your Lean Cuisine feel a little more 5-star with a unique piece for your kitchen.

Pasta bowl, $90

6. Nitehawk

With craft cocktails and truffle popcorn delivered right to your seat, you’ll wonder how you could watch a J.Law arthouse film any other way.

Tickets, $12; Specialty cocktails, $12

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“Go to Halcyon with one earbud in so you can Google obscure albums. I usually end up walking out with three or four.”

– Nicholas, Location Manager

“Co-Op 87 has everything — I just got an old blues album by Big Bill Broonzy. The owner, Mike Catalano, plays guitar for Screeching Weasel.”

– Steve, Painter

House Hunters

Young families are the beating heart of the creative elite. You can spot them lounging along the waterfront on sunny weekend days, browsing listings for apartments that’ll fit a Maclaren and a crib. In a few years they’ll book it to New Jersey for a house they can go HGTV on, but until then, Williamsburg is the official home of the Cool Parents.

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Median rent price in Williamsburg
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Average home price in Williamsburg
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Average home price increase 2012-2017

Champagne Wishes and Caviar Dreams

The most expensive home in Williamsburg sold for $6,608,443

“Today, prices in neighborhoods like Williamsburg are so high that many people have made the trek back to Manhattan where they can often find more affordable apartments, a situation that would have been unheard of 10 years ago.”– Movoto

Best of Hotels

Room and Board

The hotels that sprouted out of the ground in the past five years are like towering exclamation points on a sentence about Williamsburg’s complete transformation. More than just a place to crash, each is a destination in its own right. We’ve even seen Diddy making the rounds.

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Wythe Hotel

The Williamsburg hotel that inspired all other Williamsburg hotels, with exposed brick, wooden beams, and Instagram-worthy views.

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The Williamsburg Hotel

We don’t always eat avocado toast, but when we do, it’s the one from this hotel’s cavernous, eclectic bar. Add a poached egg. Thank us later.

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The William Vale

You can’t miss this sleek, 21-story tower — or its amenities, which include a 60-foot pool, an elevated park with a gourmet burger truck, and a rooftop bar with 360-degree views.

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The Hoxton

Books curated by Brooklyn residents, decor by local ceramicists, and bespoke linens by Dusen Dusen will Brooklyn-ify the latest from this British chain.

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McCarren Hotel & Pool

Day passes to the rooftop pool turn this spot into a capital-S Scene, but sometimes you gotta treat yourself to a dip and a mojito.

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“On the short strip between N. 10th and N. 13th Sts., no less than three new hotels are slated for construction, and what was once the Wild West of Williamsburg is so saturated with entertainment venues that some tourists no longer see the need to cross the East River.”– NY Daily News

Local Businesses

On the Clock

A Vice office and a Viceland studio bookend Wythe Avenue. 1,000 employees bounce between the two, feeding the $5.7 billion media giant.

The company’s 40,000 SF photo studio cranks out 19,000 images a day for Amazon Fashion, Shopbop, and MYHABIT.

Sneakerheads rejoice — Greats opened a studio and showroom at their new office, so you can try your favorite kicks from the latest drop.

Our good friends at D&C are on Nike’s speed dial, but they still find the time to do cool things for Colossal.

Creative shop with 13 Webby awards and a client list that includes the Lincoln Center Theater and the City of New York.

The OG co-working space has two locations in Williamsburg, with 100,700 SF of office space between them.

Williamsburg’s Co-work Cohort

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The New Work Project

30,000 SF

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The Brass Factory

22,000 SF

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The Yard

14,000 SF

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A/D/O Workspace

23,000 SF

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Green Desk

15,000 SF

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Domino Sugar Factory

53,000 SF

Best of Fitness

Death to Dad Bod

Which came first, the organic produce or the boutique fitness franchise? It’s a classic chicken-and-egg question. Whatever the case, the sidewalks are overflowing with sneakered feet hoofing it towards studios.

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Y7

Hot yoga isn’t for everyone. Neither are pummeling hip hop beats. But if you’re into the two, you’ll feel like a million bucks after an hour here.

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Pure Barre

Pull a T-Swift and shake it off while dreaming of becoming Misty Copeland.

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SoulCycle

Spin cynics begrudgingly admit: SoulCycle’s kind of great… if you can score a bike. Devotees fill up most classes as soon as they open.

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Biking

Grab a CitiBike and hack together your own spin class along the Brooklyn Waterfront Greenway, better known as the Hipster Silk Road.

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Equinox

Make like our Creative Director and bring travel-sized bottles that you can fill with the free Kiehl’s.

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Soccer at Bushwick Inlet Park

Go old school and meet your crew on the turf. Check the schedule before you go, though; there are usually more than four permitted games a day.

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Modo Yoga

The founders of this hot yoga studio were ousted from the the Bikram empire because they wanted wood floors instead of carpets in their sweaty, 105-degree classes. Hear, hear.

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Extracurriculars

Brooklyn pop-up shops
Bulletin

Pop-up Shops

From one-of-a-kind feminist mugs at Bulletin to stacks of Everlane shoes under the William Vale, the Williamsburg pop-up scene rivals that of SoHo.

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East River State Park in Williamsburg
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East River Park

Killer views of the Manhattan skyline serve as the backdrop for all your photos of this park’s activities, which include Smorgasburg and the Brooklyn Flea Record Fair.

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Brooklyn Bowl

Bowling

Choose between the big-ticket bands at Brooklyn Bowl and the Ebola infamy of the Gutter. We prefer the latter.

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SummerScreen

Movies in the Park

Swarms of 20-somethings use their old college tapestries to claim good seats for cult classics playing at McCarren Park during the summer.

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